Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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