i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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