I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
