If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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