i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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