Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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