careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
A bitchslap is in order.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize