Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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