the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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