Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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