fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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