i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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