He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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