We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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