Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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