is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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