Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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