Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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