drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
from now on my penis is your penis
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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