You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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