I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize