I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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