How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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