it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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