My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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