Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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