Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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