she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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