sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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