i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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