She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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