I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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