It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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