So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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