oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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