they need to just BURY HIM!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i now understand why vodka
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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