so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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