soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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