Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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