But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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