you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You ruined the universe
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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