You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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