So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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