i already hear my dad disowning me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well