forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.