dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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