he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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