He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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