dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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