my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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