brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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