so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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