Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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