im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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