she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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