And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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